Back again

Sorry people, I've been off the blogosphere for so long. Every time I try to blog, I somehow find a way to dodge the task. Maybe it's because work leaves me fatigued at the end of the day. Right now, I'm sitting hunched over my computer, and it's 1 o'clock in the morning. The things bloggers do. I'm trying to get my lazy fingers to cpmlete this post. Don't blame me if I spell everything backward.
A whole lot has happened in the short while that I've been away, with various people around me trying to outdo themselves with attention-grabbing and sometimes downright outrageous acts.

I don't even want to say anything about the state of affairs in the country right now, before I start to sound like one of those political journalists or whatever they are called. I heard Baba Iyabo was told to come and explain how he spent the Power Sector money, and he became "sick". Atiku Abubakar, on his own part, suddenly could not find a flight from Dubai to Nigeria in time for the hearing, and asked for another opportunity to make his case. Good for them.

I have some scintillating news though. A 22 year-old Nigerian was sentenced to 18 months in prison for hacking into a NASA employee's computer. I'll write more about that later in the day. Right now I'm too groggy to type any more.

Before I go, here's a nice pic to make your day. Pictures like this remind me of just how unique Naija is. The slippers are obviously owned by a very careful individual. Talk of maximum security, lol.

The Danfo Driver

A little boy sat in a danfo bus, on his way back from school and he was reciting the day's lesson at school.

It went thus:

if my father is a lion and my mother a lioness, i will be a cub
if my father is a king and my mother a queen, i will be a prince
etc, etc.

The bus driver was irritated by the boy's "noise", and he shouted at the boy asking him to shut up. But the boy continued.

Then the driver shouted;

"What if your father is an 'armed robber' and your mother an 'ashawo' (prostitute), what will you be?"


The boy replied;

"Then I will be a Danfo Driver like you!"