The Danfo Driver

A little boy sat in a danfo bus, on his way back from school and he was reciting the day's lesson at school.

It went thus:

if my father is a lion and my mother a lioness, i will be a cub
if my father is a king and my mother a queen, i will be a prince
etc, etc.

The bus driver was irritated by the boy's "noise", and he shouted at the boy asking him to shut up. But the boy continued.

Then the driver shouted;

"What if your father is an 'armed robber' and your mother an 'ashawo' (prostitute), what will you be?"


The boy replied;

"Then I will be a Danfo Driver like you!"